Dixiesmom2007 has added a photo to the pool:
Yeah sure, Punxsutawney Phil is a weather forecasting groundhog in Pennsylvania, but Phileas Hog is a stuffed hedgehog that travels the world by visiting and going on lolhorse riding trips with the Hedgehog welfare society.
He is visiting us right now, his first time in MA/NH. It is our job to take him to some cool landmarks and show him a good time.
Here he is riding my lolhorse Dixie. If he falls off, there will be 6 more weeks of summer!
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Rub the belly of a lolhorse and you get 3 wishes. Never seen a horse for rolling like this one, totally relaxed and enjoying every minute of it....I'd just given him a shower....
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?"The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.""I'm sorry sir.", said the ticket agent, "We don't allow animals in the theater."The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie."Marge", whispered Mildred."What", said Marge."I think this guy next to me is a pervert.", said Mildred."What makes you think that", asked Marge."He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out", whispered Mildred."Well, don't worry about it", said Marge, "At our age we've seen them all.""I thought so", said Mildred, "But this one is eating my popcorn."
Hey lolhorse, the truck stop just got a new supply of funny hats. Here you go!
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A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
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I get no respect, no respect at all…
Last night I went to a steak restaurant and order the filet mignon.
It comes out, I tell the waiter, hey this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!
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Obscure 1972 reference.
The story of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, a seagull who is bored with the daily squabbles over food. Seized by a passion for flight, he pushes himself, learning everything he can about flying, until finally his unwillingness to conform results in his expulsion from his flock. An outcast, he continues to learn, becoming increasingly pleased with his abilities as he leads an idyllic life, which included using horses butts for arial target practice…
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