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May 30 2010
Archive for the 'Horse Humor' Category
Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said “Who owns the big white horse outside?”
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, “I do, why?”
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, “I just thought you’d like to know that your horse is about dead out there!”
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
Im in ur meadow eatin ur flowerz
Im in ur meadow eatin ur flowers
A horse walks into a bar
A horse walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt stuck to his shoe and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”
Congress caught goofing off at lolhorses.com during debate
Lolhorses make more sense than Barnewy Fwank.
Dear lolhorses,
DEAR LOLHORSES, I’ve been married for six years and have five kids. No twins.
My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the
morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that
is his hobby.