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Jun 04 2009
Jun 04 2009
Rachel Travis has added a photo to the pool:
You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with non-lolhorses too long.
Jun 04 2009
Help us keep the lolhorses.com content fresh!
It’s so easy a hoomin can do it. There are 3 ways for your lolhorse to become a instant internet celebrity on Lolhorses.com:
1. Easy anonymous method:
Just use the form below to upload and submit a jpg, gif, tiff, or png image to us(up to 2 mb file size).
2. Little harder anonymous method: CLICK HERE to go to the Lolhorses.com Photo Rating site and upload your funny horse photo. No registration is required! Selected lolhorse photos from the photo rating site are moved over to these blog pages.
May 30 2009
A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, ”All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do that, you’ll be fine.” The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer’s ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers ‘Aleeee ooop’ in the horse’s ear. The same thing happens–the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump. At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, ”It’s no good, I’ll have to do it,” and yells, ”ALLLEEE OOOP!” really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third. The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies, ”Nothing is wrong with me–it’s this bloody horse. What is he–deaf or something?” The trainer replies, ”Deaf?? DEAF?? He’s not deaf–he’s BLIND!”
May 30 2009
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
