I weel pwn you
I weel pwn you
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Im in ur meadow eatin ur flowers
DEAR LOLHORSES, I’ve been married for six years and have five kids. No twins.
My husband still wants to have sex every night and sometimes in the
morning too. I told him he should get himself a hobby, and he says that
is his hobby.
I get no respect, no respect at all…
Last night I went to a steak restaurant and order the filet mignon.
It comes out, I tell the waiter, hey this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it!
Obscure 1972 reference.
The story of Jonathan Livingston Seagull, a seagull who is bored with the daily squabbles over food. Seized by a passion for flight, he pushes himself, learning everything he can about flying, until finally his unwillingness to conform results in his expulsion from his flock. An outcast, he continues to learn, becoming increasingly pleased with his abilities as he leads an idyllic life, which included using horses butts for arial target practice…
there is fish pee in there