WARNING: Keep your lolhorse away from this man
He’s a repeat lolhorse sex offender - who should be registered with the Humane Society.
A South Carolina man was busted for having sex with a lolhorse, while on probation for having sex with the same lolhorse.
Rodell Vereen, a black man, was arrested Monday night in the throes of bestiality by the filly’s shotgun-toting white lady owner, who also has video surveillance of the perverse act.
In other news, President Obama has invited Vereen and the lolhorse to a meeting at the White House for some beers and to discuss healing interspecies tensions.